News88 Blog Of The Day 02/03/2005: The REAL SOTU Speech

Here is the real context of the real state of the union speech, as prepared for remarks by delivery by Karl Rove , and administered by George W Bush to the United States House Of Representatives and the United States Senate in a joint session of Congress, Wednesday February 2 2005:

Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, Members of the Us House, Members of the Us Senate, Vice President Cheney and Speaker Hastert, distinguished guests, My fellow Americans:
Today, as i stand tonight behind this podium, We have been given the honor once a year to deliver to this nation and to the World the state of the Union for the great United States of America. It is an honor placed to us by the President as by the Constitution, and i greatly appreciate that honor. When i look out at each of you and to the tv cameras to my fellow american viewers/listeners/surfers/readers whether you take to this by tv, radio, press, or the internet, I am reminded of the America i inherited from my predecessor, Bill Clinton. I am reminded now that in America, we all can achieve greatness and prosperity, if we pillar those living under the guard and we help the ones living up over the guard. But i am also reminded about the America I inherited when i became your President, and therefore i inherited a much different America. Today, as i stand before you, I announce today that our state of the union..........................SUCKS! How could things have gotten the way they were in just four years? Why? I thought i inherited a $500 billion dollar surplus, a strong economy and lowering national debt and deficits by the day, peace and prosperity that was endless, progress in creating 20 million new jobs including the internet dot com sector and the private sector in general, a lowering abortion rate, no fears of discrimination, no troops deployed for any illegal wars, a nation that was confident of the future without fear of attack (s), a nation that was strong and abundant at home and prosperous and a nation that was recognized with allies and friends in the World that was at peace, and a pillar of confidence let alone by the men and women who made the eight years under my predecessor the greatest and the best in the history of the World to move us ahead into the future, far into the future, together? How could things have gone wrong in the last 4 years that i could not have slipped by right past my eye? Sure I inherited the Presidency by a 5-4 vote thanks to my buddies Scalia, Rehnquist, O'Connor, Kennedy, and Thomas on the Court, but in a different sense, who cares about those other 4, They voted for my opponent? Sure My brother Jeb is the best brother in the whole world, and his campaign co-chair for my campaign and his secretary of state, got me into this job with the help of disenfranchising minority voters before and at the polls, and after by not having the votes of those who voted counted, and i let Al Gore concede an election that in the end he had won to begin with? Why, when i came into office those Democrats led by them rascal liberals from New York State and Massachusetts, Senators Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy, They did everything they can to surpass the liberal wing of that party in disenfranchising all of my votes even ina Republican ran Us Senate, and Us House. but by May 2001, as the public was growing disingenuous of my party controlling everything, That mean evil senator Jim Jeffords in my party threw his bone away from the Republicans and said he didnt like me and my party anymore so he wasgoing to caucus with the Democrats and become an Independent. But thank god he gave me my huge pieceof legislation, My 1.6 trillion dollar reduced to 500 Billion dollar tax cut before he did, otherwise i would not have had the chance to create jobs and build a new economy for the American People. Yet by 2002, didnt i not realize those same tax cuts were shipping those jobs overseas. Damn Ceos. And i used to be one of them, for i didnt see anything in the light of partisan bickering so i decided to send my media minion friends on a wild goose chase over Gary Condit that CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT LEANING REPUBLICAN IN VOTES Democrat from California so we decided to waste the entire three months accussing him of a crime that the courts said he did not commit or didnt have anything to do with that intern Chandra Levy. And heck, My that intern was speaking with my own Vice President Dick Cheney before she was even speaking around Condit. But the day that defined myPresidency was when the sissy Democrats decided to come over to my side, yes September 11 2001. It well all went downhill from there, and i united this country like a uniter, not divider that i had hath promised to us all. And from that day forward up until Enron was broken loose and all of that corporate corruption could have scandalized me in the 2002 midterm elections, I won a huge majority of votes in the 2002 election. I gave myself the will of the doubt, so i decided to help use the majority of Americans for political gain after the terrorist attacks for a legal war against terrorism and turned it into an illegal war against Iraq so that i can achieve what my Daddy never did: To Topple That Madman Hussein Saddam once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so i guess folks what im trying to say is, after 1500 dead soldiers, and after none other than an illegal war now that all of my administration lied about, We have decided after rigging a second term with the help of our media minion friends led by the architect Karl Rove even when the AmericanPeople wanted John Kerry that no good liberal from where now, I decided to pursue us on another course in my second term. We have decided to pursue the course of neglect to an economy and the poor and the middle class, and propose that we discriminate against gays and ban gay marriage in the Constitution, pursue a culture of life for FETUSES and leave the rest of the humanity behind, dirty up the environment and pollute the air water and land with my capitalist cronies unregulated, and believe me, the next war i start will be a legal one - against the Democratic Party for defeating my daddy in 1992!

I guess i learned my lesson now folks. And the stateof the Union.....SUCKS!

Thank you, God Bless America, And goodnight to my friendsin the oil industry for an endorsement of rebuilding Iraq and making us secure and safe at home.

***While hes reading this, bombs go off over Baghdad, Iraq, Kabul Afghanistan, and Washington DC and NYC. So you made us secure and safe Mr President? Well what about those losses of jobs, what about those moral values, what about what??????????????????????????

TO BE CONTINUED.....WHEN WE GET A NEW PRESIDENT!